I saw something today that defies logic.  When I went downstairs for my morning bagel a woman was there getting an egg sandwich.  A very basic thing, an egg sandwich - two pieces of toast, butter, a fried egg.  Fair enough.  But this woman wanted more.  A slice of cheese?  No.  Ketchup even?  No.

Her condiment of choice, on her egg sandwich?  Strawberry jam.

What the &^%$ is that (*%$ing white &^%$ that was covering my &^%$ing car this morning?