Crossword Puzzles Talk to Steve
Wow - three words in common between my side-by-each crosswords: Oslo, Canoe and Aide. Whatever the Norwegian fur trader's assistant's message is, it's not for me, it's for Steve. I know this because of the New York Times' 5-Down. I cracked that much of the code.
Still though, three words. That's... more than two, anyway.

