Some people (not to mention any names, Steve) have said that both "Anka" and "Alda" - as in Paul and Alan - are very common crossword puzzle words, and as such should be expected to show up in adjacent puzzles every once in a while.

To which I reply:  Both on the same day?  I don't think so, Dr. Smarty-pants.  I never thought I'd see the day when you started working for them.  Trying to cover up their nefarious plans.  Oh, Dr. Smarty-pants, when was it that you fell?  And if you are working for them then I can only assume that you are also responsible for the loss of my beloved purple pen which has been missing since this weekend.

Note: Allan (not Alda) seems to have felt a need to do his part of these puzzles in pencil.  As such, I cannot be held responsible for the reduced legibility of some sections of this image.  Plus, don't his "E"s look like squiggles?